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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce ""hires"""

"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day you told me you're gay...."

"Guys who try to pick up women on Twitter are a bit sad... Ladies, if you agree, DM me your number so we can talk about it..."

"A guy doesn't go into a bar... Unaware, the bartender continues serving drinks to other people."

"Apostrophes are important. ""I fed the dog"" ""I f'ed the dog"" Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it."

"What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? Glad-'e-ate-'er"

"The only clowns I'm afraid of... Are the ones running for president"

"What do you call a white girl with an ass? A honkey with a donk-ey"

"Farm counting A farmer had 30 cows, and 28 chickens... How many didn't?"

"My parents kidnapped me. I was then born."