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Joke of the Day

"What will reddit never know? Victoria's Secret..."

"I've heard making the perfect salad can be pretty difficult... Not exactly **rocket** science though, is it?"

"Did you hear about the tropical birds who got stuck together? Well I won't explain now, it's toucan fusing."

"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"

"Did you know lesbians almost never cook for themselves? They prefer eating out."

"I'd like to welcome everyone with a car visor CD holder to the year 2011. We understand and accept your simple ways here in the future."

"What's cold and scary?! I-scream!"

"Yo mama so fat... She takes up more mass than her thin friend."

"A joke for the British. Some urine got into my eye whilst cleaning the lavatories at a kid's nursery yesterday.... ....I'm putting in a claim for Pee Pee Eye."

"Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn't fix your face."