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Joke of the Day

"How many people does it take for Prince Andrew to be accused of gang rape? One. And one's friends."

"Do you know how we know that Santa Claus is married? Because he only comes once a year! Merry Christmas. P.S. I'm sure this joke has been told somewhere but just in case someone hasn't heard it."

"I was given some financial good news today. The child I sponsored in Africa has been mauled to death by lions. for more sick jokes visit sickipedia.org."

"Always carry $100,000 cash on you at all times in case you ever feel like getting a sandwich from an airport."

"Ellen Pao couldn't become a Miss America, so instead she became a Miss Ogynist."

"What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack? Nice"

"Can you tell me a joke existential in nature?"

"What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep? I herd that."

"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."

"On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia... Turkey shoot you!"