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Joke of the Day
"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."
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"*Farmer walks into job application Farmer: I barely speak English, and my village doesn't have a computer. Employer: BOOM! Tech support!"
"What do you call a naked musician? A Natural"
"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."
"I was in the mood for nuts this morning so I chased a squirrel for 3 miles and the little prick led me right to his stash, yum!"
"So my friends played a practical joke on me They gave me a candy bar & told me it was chocolate, but it was actually carob. Fucking carob terrorists!"
"Knock, knock... Tim Buckt."
"A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon."""
"what do you call somebody who hates shoes from Asia? A lacist."
"If your wife walks in and turns the light on while you're staring at the ceiling, make sure you yell ""My eyes!"" BEFORE she starts changing"