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Joke of the Day
"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."
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"I told my wife not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other."
"What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together? 12 Casualties"
"The only ""b"" word a girl should be called is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"
"Accidentally wore a red shirt and khaki pants to Target today... Long story short, I think I got promoted to Assistant Manager."
"I was gonna tell a racist joke But fuck it, its too dark"
"My girlfriend broke up with me. I am devastated. How could you. I did everything. I surprised you with burgers every night"
"Sometimes when I play a game on my computer, the screen goes dark and I see my own reflection in the screen and wonder what I am doin with my life ..then the next level starts."
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"
"What is Anon's favorite coding language? Fortran"