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Joke of the Day

"I was given some financial good news today. The child I sponsored in Africa has been mauled to death by lions. for more sick jokes visit sickipedia.org."

"I asked my dad what he thinks of Nihilism... He said, ""Does it matter?"""

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash"

"Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because he isn't real."

"I'm starting to think people are having babies solely for the Facebook likes."

"Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut up about the bar turns out he was studying to be a lawyer"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"[NSFW] What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"I just got sucker punched by a guy with no dick. He came out of nowhere."

"I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket .... Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments"