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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep? I herd that."
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"When cannibals ate missionary When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"Q: What's the friendliest school? A: Hi school."
"Who sung? Sam. Samsung"
"Every frozen yogurt store feels like you're hanging out inside a Japanese girl's backpack."
"How does R.Kelly end a joke? Ba dum *piss*"
"At Toys ""R"" Us, Barbie and the Chuck Norris actions figures must be at least eight aisles apart by law. After all, it is a children's store."
"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."
"Oh, you're a lesbian? You're not attracted to men, so you go date girls that look like men. That makes complete sense."
"why did the blonde have a blue vagina? she didn't fully understand the label ""finger paint""."