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Joke of the Day

"What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack? Nice"

"A girl phoned me the other day and said, ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."

"Facebook is like a prison. You look around, write on walls, and are poked by people you don't know."

"Mullets: Business in the front. Party-at-a-mobile-home-til-5am-drinking-Pabst-then-go-home-&-get-arrested-for-domestic-violence in the back"

"Why do tampons have strings? So crabs can go bungee jumping"

"And on the seventh day God said, ""the American version of the Office should have ended when Jim asked out Pam"""

"Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing"

"A man walks into a library and asks ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" The librarian looks on her computer and says ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one."""

"What do you call a Reddit cockblock? [removed]"

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is good, but the atmosphere is terrible."