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Joke of the Day
"Can you tell me a joke existential in nature?"
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"Lost my car keys so I'm forcing the guy at Home Depot to make me new ones based on what I remember about them."
"I envy how comfortable Waldo always seems in large crowds."
"So, there's a plane... So there's a plane. The plane crashes, and every single person dies. However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible? He wasn't single."
"""Yo dog, this yogurt is mad delicious."" -Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog. I'm gonna die alone aren't I?"
"What if Hitler killed all the Jews The Fine brothers wouldnt exist. Thats all I wanted to say."
"Knock knock..I eat mop Thats nasty."
"Home Alone is my favorite movie about the inevitable homicidal tendencies that come from prolonged neglect."
"Why does hitler not like jewish lemonade ? Its to hasidic"
"Why did the man kidnap 100 children and kill 10 of them? So that only 90 kids will remember."