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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter? A hole in Juan!"
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"The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits. She's got a point, I suppose... I work in a hammer factory."
"WHat's the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the gas chamber"
"""I put on pants for nothing"" - my 10 yo after she got dressed and her soccer game was cancelled. Someone set up her Twitter account."
"The less hair I have The more head I get"
"I told her she has the most beautiful eyes and she started screaming... Apparently she doesn't like to be woken up by total strangers."
"What do you call a fish with no eye? A FSH"
"""I think we should-"" Kiss under the moonlight? omg we finish each other's sentences! Hairdresser: was gonna say trim the sides a bit shorter"
"KiK? Nope. I only joke about divorce. I'm not committed to it actually happening."
"My wife is getting fatter... I noticed when her whip cream bikini turned into a one piece"