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Joke of the Day
"WHat's the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the gas chamber"
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"Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today."
"Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But U'm going to miss her terribly.'"
"Twitter is like a dog: There's always someone who loves you for you... there's also always someone who just peed in an inappropriate place."
"[on way to play charades with gf's family] I don't wanna go why I don't wanna look silly you won't *first thing I have to act out is pasta*"
"Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age."
"The only bright side to food poisoning is weighing yourself when it's over."
"Knock Knock can i get about 3.50?"
"Beauty & the Beast 2 is just 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people."
"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"