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Joke of the Day
"WHat's the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the gas chamber"
Next Joke
"What did president Obamas father say when he was born? Oh, He's Barack. pronounced with a bad asian-english accent."
"Q: Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? A: Her batteries were dead."
"Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school."
"Oh cool this dress has pockets to keep my snacks in"
"I would make a joke about your mom but cows are holy in India"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."
"A girl has taking home a very handsome guy... ... to spend the night. When he unzips she bursts out: - ""Oh! I've never been with a circumcised guy before"" - ""I'm not. This is just wear n' tear"""
"Why are cigars unhealthier than cigarettes? Because they're fatter."
"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"