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Joke of the Day
"My wife is getting fatter... I noticed when her whip cream bikini turned into a one piece"
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"I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man."
"Happy Father's Day! You motherfuckers are alright!"
"What's the difference between Sin and Shame? It's a sin to put it in, and a shame to pull it out."
"AT&T and T-Mobile are getting married! There will be no reception."
"A bunch of Italians formed a Bob Marley tribute band. They're called the Reggae-Tony's"
"What did the crop say to the Farmer? Why are you picking on me?"
"If I worked for Papa Johns as a delivery man I would break down every door with an axe as I say ""Here's Johnny!"" Guaranteed tips."
"What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took? A No. 2 pencil."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?"