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Joke of the Day

"The less hair I have The more head I get"

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"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"
"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the soldier pushing it."
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"What do you get if you run in front of a car? A: Tired Bonus Follow-up Joke! Q: What do you get when you run behind a car? A: Exhausted"
"Guys.... Women aren't hard..... And if they are... They aren't Women."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]"