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Joke of the Day

"If I had 1,000,000 dollars, I would pay to have sex with your mom. And then I would invest the other 999,995 bucks."

"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."

"""Whoa! It's really hot in here!"" ""Sorry, Should I leave?"""

"What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife? A necrophiliac."

"Despite evidence to the contrary, I still maintain typing louder and harder will magically make my incorrect password correct."

"Just got sacked from my job Been working at that jigsaw factory for years I've been in pieces all day :("

"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? ChaChing!"

"What does being in the mafia and eating pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"why the animale go to the store? ""chill"" with friends"

"Why did God give the seagulls wings? To beat the French to the garbage"