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Joke of the Day

"If I had 1,000,000 dollars, I would pay to have sex with your mom. And then I would invest the other 999,995 bucks."

"What does a Jewish man attacking Pearl Harbour say? Torah! Torah! Torah!"

"dark humor What are your favorite dark humor jokes"

"Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a building after drinking Alka-seltzer? He had a bad alkaline trip."

"The depressing thing about tennis is that you'll never be as good as a wall"

"How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"I saw a crazy squirrel today.. He was fucking nuts."

"If you are really good at comedy you can make $250 writing for a multimillionaire."

"i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me"

"Current life status - By the time I figure out what nostril is plugged, it jumps to the other side."