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Joke of the Day
"The best way to respond to a limp handshake is to tickle their palm with your middle finger"
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"Pretty cute that my husband wanted to role-play that I was his maid and then not break character for 14 years."
"Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions."
"A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control."
"What type of computer sings well? Adell."
"Have girl problem? Feel bad for you son. I live in Russia. Have 99 problems. Bear ate car. Wife ate bear. Son ate wife. I eat son now?"
"I should never read tweets at work because I laugh out loud and everyone asks what's funny and I have to say this excel spreadsheet."
"A virgin fingers his girlfriend for the first time The woman with bated breath exclaims ""I thought you were a virgin"" the man replies "" I am but i also play the guitar"""
"A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with ""I am a hurricane induced tornado""."
"I like big NUTS n my pecan pie u other bakers cant deny When a treat comes n with a crust too thin & the crumbs get on my chin It gets FLUNG"