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Joke of the Day
"What type of computer sings well? Adell."
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"Did you hear of the 2 thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months."
"How much does a Rabbi charge for circumcision? Nothing. He just keeps the tips."
"How do you tell the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste"
"Of course I don't put Christmas presents under the tree for the CAT! That's just silly. She gets a stocking."
"""I mean if you do the math the most weight I can really gain from the pound of pumpkin pie I ate tonight is only one pound"" I thought fatly."
"I found my girlfriend's mute button! It's located on her jugular. Only catch is that I had to use a knife to reach it."
"What's the heaviest Chinese food? wonton :3"
"For those who never forget a face, you are an exception."
"ME: I would like a complaint form ASSISTANT: Sorry, we have none left ME: I would like two complaint forms"