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Joke of the Day

"I like big NUTS n my pecan pie u other bakers cant deny When a treat comes n with a crust too thin & the crumbs get on my chin It gets FLUNG"

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"How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door? The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in."
"Why don't ghosts have kids? Because they have Hollow-Weinies"
"If I get an email headed ""Dear Friend"", I know it's a scam. I don't have friends"
"What do you call a bitchy midget who can get to places quickly? A shortcunt."
"i like my beer like i like my women in large cups"
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"What's the most useful type of hat? A handy-cap"
"Why do black people hate chainsaws Because when you start them they go run nigga nigga nigga"
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