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Joke of the Day

"I like big NUTS n my pecan pie u other bakers cant deny When a treat comes n with a crust too thin & the crumbs get on my chin It gets FLUNG"

"What's shorter than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer"

"Roses are red. Violets are....red Tulips are red My garden is on fire."

"My yoga instructor said ""sometimes not moving is the hardest thing for us to do,"" and I started laughing so hard I had to excuse myself."

"In LGBTQ acronym, ""Q"" stands for ""queer"" or ""questioning""... It's the ""Don't ask, can't tell"" sexual orientation."

"Have you heard about the world's safest driver? He's wreckless!"

"What's Snoop Dogs favorite type of weather? Drizzle"

"Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce you get rid of the whole prick!"

"*wife walks over to me* *cups my face with her hands* *looks me in the eye* ""Why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?"""

"What is something that tastes better than it smells? A tongue"