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Joke of the Day
"A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control."
Next Joke
"What is the favorite Pokemon of a smoked meat sandwich? Raichu"
"I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one."
"I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg I said to him: ""I bet I know what your favourite holiday is."" He said: ""You've got to love Easter, baby."""
"""So what kind of cancer can you tolerate the most?"" -Me on which President Candidate you're going to vote"
"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk"
"I don't care what your favorite song is, if you set it as the alarm you wake up to in the morning, you'll want to stab it with other songs."
"Never trust a tree. They're shady as fuck."
"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier"
"HEY YOU! If you hadn't clicked this link you would be reading something else right now."