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Joke of the Day

"A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with ""I am a hurricane induced tornado""."

"What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy? Dork chocolate"

"Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese And making America grate again"

"What's the difference between sexy and kinky? Sexy is when you use the feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms I think."

"If the USSR were to become a country again... ...would it be called the Soviet Reunion?"

"volcano (n.) [vol-key-noh] A mountain getting its rocks off."

"Windows 8 is like my ex... Looks good, is nice for touch and play, but terrible for the real work."

"I just saw the most beautiful girl, but she was wearing those huge sunglasses so there is still a chance she's a 1200 pound rhinoceros."

"Humans are like M&M's. They might be in all different colors, but they all taste the same when you eat them."