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Joke of the Day
"Caught red handed I walked in on my wife masturbating while on her period again."
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"What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common? You gotta catch Jamal"
"In my family i'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older -Stewart Francis"
"How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!"
"[giving mother in law my famous salad dressing recipe over the phone] 1 part vinegar, then *bites lip so I don't laugh* 2 parts baking soda"
"What is the difference between a Chicken and a Prostitute? The Chicken says ""Cockadoodaldoo"" The Prostitute says ""Any COCK will do"""
"Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store? Because of their great buy one, get one free of charge deals."
"I remember when I stayed with my girlfriend and her parents for the first time, and her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Which is a shame, because he's quite attractive"
"Why does the graveyard have fences? Because people were dying to get in!"
"How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car? 1 if you hit him just right"