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Joke of the Day
"Caught red handed I walked in on my wife masturbating while on her period again."
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"I called the sexual abuse hotline for help. ...Apparently it's only for victims"
"What is wonder woman's favorite drug? Heroine."
"My son asked me where babies come from. He so silly, babies are too young to come."
"Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible."
"Damn girl are you a cobweb cause you're really clingy and annoying"
"When Martin Cooper invened the cell phone... ... he already got 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"is the ultimate american drug watching an entire season of a tv show at once or getting married so you don't have to die alone?"
"I've just wrecked myself. I wish I'd checked myself beforehand."
"I like walking up to any bald guy wearing sunglasses and saying ""Excuse me but I'm supposed to meet a guy named Pitbull here, are you him?"""