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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit"

"A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay"

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can / super speed, giant leap / crawls in your mouth when you're asleep"

"Why have they created sweet tampons? for sour puss(ys)"

"We've secretly replaced Janet's coffee with melatonin capsules. Let's see if okay yeah, she noticed. She looks pissed. Sleepy, but pissed..."

"After a terrible storm, a farmer realizes he needs to revamp his fence. Sorry, repost."

"Yo momma is like cheap laundry detergent Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads"

"Jesus walked on water? Big deal. I can too. Let's see him walk on Vodka"

"Ernie hears from the kitchen ""Hey Erine, want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbert!"""

"What do you call an old barometer? Weathered."