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Joke of the Day
"Why does the graveyard have fences? Because people were dying to get in!"
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"Some people call me anti social But i just ignore them and go back to my computer in my room amd lock my door.. .... (Bad jokes 101)"
"free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side"
"""So, doctor, do I have cancer or not?"" ""Oh Jesus Christ, holy shit, tons of it,"" said the doctor to Martin Shkreli."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but it's more than 5 because my basement is still dark..."
"Why did the black man cross the road? Black men always follow the chicken."
"So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it."
"Every time a woman takes off something she looks better, but every time a man takes off something he looks worse."
"I am addicted. I bought the iPhone, iPad & iTouch & now iBroke, iHomeless & iRegret."
"How are women and computers the same? Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra."