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Joke of the Day

"I remember when I stayed with my girlfriend and her parents for the first time, and her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Which is a shame, because he's quite attractive"

"Have you heard about the constipated math teacher? He worked the problem out with a pencil. On a sheet of paper."

"What's he difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes *down* the chimney."

"All the autotune in the world still doesn't sound as cool as talking into a desk fan."

"Why did the giraffe cross the highway? Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)"

"It's actually pretty tough to write a Reddit joke that insults Trump supporters. Because they probably can't read it."

"Doctor! Doctor! I think I have Barry Manilow's disease! ""What are your symptoms?"" ""I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"""

"Your mama's so fat She needs to use [Terashare](http://terashare.net)"

"Have you ever tried to eat your own watch? Well it's very time consuming."

"I lost my dictionary today. I can't find the words to express my dissapointment."