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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car? 1 if you hit him just right"
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"How many Latinos does it take to do a wax job? A Brazillion!"
"I was at the ATM the other day and this old lady asked me to help her check her balance So I pushed her."
"Coldplay is doing charity work in an African hospital. They met a few jaundice patients. Chris Martin said 'It was great. They were all yellow'"
"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands. there is no cure."
"""Seamstress, you come pleat me."" -Pants"
"The last thing The last thing OJ said to Nicole? your waiter will be right with you."
"So How do you circumcise a Hillbillie Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Is it ok to have sex with a third cousin? I didn't seem to have any problems with the first two."
"A deaf man and deaf lady go on a date..."