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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!"
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"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."
"This kid at my nephew's birthday party shit his pants and got to go home. I'm seriously considering this option."
"Grad school is my excuse for everything. No text back? Grad school. Havent called in weeks? Grad school. I ate your last donut? Grad school!"
"How does a poor man watch TV? with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching."
"Whats the difference between Eminem & Slim Shaddy Eminem would fuck you and Slim Shady would fuck you and your mom"
"A man walks a little girl into the woods at night. The girl begins to tremble and says, ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared,"" the man replies abrasively, ""I have to walk out of here by myself."""
"What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor."
"I walked into this restaurant near the beach half naked and they wouldn't serve me.. It's like they've never seen a penis before."