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Joke of the Day

"Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store? Because of their great buy one, get one free of charge deals."

"teacher: there's no such thing as a stupid question me: are sharks just mean dolphins teacher: ok i was wrong"

"Pluto Its Self Ex-Planetary"

"An app that scans phone lines for fax machines and sends the word ""why""."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar ......... then a table and then a chair."

"How do you make holy water? You burn the hell out of it."

"I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst."

"When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough."

"So Kanye had another kid... He named it Wild Wild"

"A father takes his son fishing Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish? Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water Son: What next? Dad: What happens next will shock you!"