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Joke of the Day
"What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common? You gotta catch Jamal"
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"We're celebrating Thanksgiving the old fashioned way at my place this year By inviting our neighbors over to eat and then killing them and taking their land"
"Last rites? Over my dead body..."
"My wife wanted me to lose weight, so I dropped 120 pounds But she got right back up again. She can take a hell of a punch, my wife."
"him: who is your fantasy? me: huh? him: who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? me: the elevator repair man."
"Poor Luigi when his parents were all, ""This is Mario, we also call him 'Super Mario'. And this Luigi, we also call him 'Player 2'."
"Why do Chinese people suck at soccer? Because every time they get a corner they open up a restaurant."
"My dog ate a bunch of tissues yesterday. Looks like his ass is going to wipe itself for awhile."
"interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death"
"Sorry I booped your nose during your meltdown .."