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Joke of the Day
"Who invented rhetorical questions? How should I know?"
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"I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, ""Give me two boys and a girl."""
"What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere"
"Why's Prince George great at measuring out 6 inches? Because he's a little ruler."
"Butter Joke There's a brick of butter and a fly, the fly was stuck on the butter. The fly says to the butter ""Hey butter , why don't you fly."" The butter says ""Because I'm not a Butterfly!"""
"Wife: We don't have anything planned today... Me: Cool! Wife: ...so I was thinking we should... Me: (dammit)"
"I like to yard work listening to Judas Priest... ......singing at the top of my lungs: RAKING THE LAWN RAKING THE LAWN!"
"What's the best part about abortions? They never get old"
"Just Checked my voicemail. I forgot to buy milk 3 years ago."
"What does the Cajun ghost say? Beaux!"