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Joke of the Day

"I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, ""Give me two boys and a girl."""

"What does a baker say before he orgasms? I'm going to crumb! ( )"

"Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke? It didn't make cents"

"TIL it is impossible to look at your nose while sticking out your tongue without looking ridiculous."

"Can you describe the man who did this *me crying* ""he was a meanie head"" No describe his face, sir *clenches fist* ""He had a stupid face"""

"What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics? A body builder"

"What do you call a fat Asian? A chunk"

"A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. He was all right"

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally."

"What's your best elephant joke sequence?"