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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about abortions? They never get old"

"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo club Thank you all for coming"

"""Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?"" Brochure."

"Why do you never have sex with someone's ear? Because you'll give them hearing AIDS."

"""Son, I want to let you know that you were adopted. ""What?! Really?!"", I said. ""Yep! Go pack your things and get ready"", my dad said. ""They'll be here to pick you up in twenty minutes."""

"What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub? One has hope in her soul..."

"I don't like you messing with my donkey call-center business. I'm the one with my ass on the line."

"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? About tennish"

"My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"

"One time someone told me the camera adds 10 pounds and I was like why would anyone eat a camera you idiot?"