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Joke of the Day
"Why are schools red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day."
Next Joke
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.. heh"
"Did you hear about Trump's import tax assessment? It's tariff-eyeing"
"Im never going to public bathrooms again Because last time i was there, shit went down"
"You could very well be going to heaven but it won't be hell in hell without you!"
"There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird."
"""After last week's scare with Jeremy, the new first rule of Fight Club is absolutely no peanuts or snacks containing peanuts."""
"He slapped his two inches on the doctors desk. The doctor said ""What is wrong with it?"" ""It's swollen."""
"R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time... They bleeped out every word he said!"
"Cannibal kid... ...is walking home, chanting: ""I'm hungry, hungry, hungry!"" Half an hour later, he leaves the house, chanting: ""I'm an orphan, an orphan, an orphan!"""