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Joke of the Day

"I like to yard work listening to Judas Priest... ......singing at the top of my lungs: RAKING THE LAWN RAKING THE LAWN!"

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"Bad idea? Son, I got married in my 20s. Ideas don't get any worse than that."
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"Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy? They said IT couldn't be done"
"What kind of meat is the cheapest?.. Deer balls Cause they're under a buck!"
"If a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months"
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"Suprise me! I went to the pub last night and the barman asked what I wanted so I said ""suprise me"" He then showed me a naked picture of my girlfriend"
"Q: Why did the baker bake more bread? A: He kneaded the dough."
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