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Joke of the Day

"Butter Joke There's a brick of butter and a fly, the fly was stuck on the butter. The fly says to the butter ""Hey butter , why don't you fly."" The butter says ""Because I'm not a Butterfly!"""

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"What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi"
"I came back from war to find out that I had missed the birth of my wife's second child. Turns out, I also missed the conception."
"Hey man, settle an argument for me? ""Sure"" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there"
"I scream, you scream, we all scream... The ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help."
"There are two types of people in the world: Those that divide everything into two categories, and those that don't."
"Donald Trump has cancelled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why, Trump said, ""They already have a wall and fear of Muslims. My work there is done."""
"9: Mom, why are all those girls standing on their tiptoes? Me: Because they're ballet dancers 9: Why didn't they just get taller girls?"
"Two melons were out for a romantic dinner. One melon said to the other, ""Honey, dew you love me?"" The other replied, ""Yes, but I cantaloupe!"" ### ...I'll show myself out"
"Have you heard the new drink called Sandy? ...It's a watered down Manhattan!"