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Joke of the Day
"What does the Cajun ghost say? Beaux!"
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"Why was the first computer never invited to dinner? It would just take a few bytes then run."
"New day, same old bullshit."
"My orgasm face looks like I'm opening a jar of pickles."
"The tree and the wind. What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind? I went out on a limb."
"A new book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published. It's about fucking thyme."
"How do you plug a plow into a car stereo? Through the ox input."
"You know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets... -credit to Daniel Tosh"
"Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table. "
"99.9% of people are idiots. Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people"