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Joke of the Day

"Why's Prince George great at measuring out 6 inches? Because he's a little ruler."

"me: how much per hour? babysitter: $15 me: okay here's $2.37 million see you in 18 years"

"r/jokes this Aprils fools is god damn annoying at least give us a way to turn it off lol."

"Does anyone know what happened to Operation Baby? Last i heard, they had to abort."

"Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes."

"When someone has coordinates in their bio, I feel the need to alert their local police, to counter all the psychos en route to murder them."

"Poor Schapelle Corby, shes missed out on so much the past 10 years. Imagine the 1st time she goes to use the self serve checkouts at coles 'Unexpected item in bag.' ""Shit not this again"""

"What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman? Eamon"

"I think my neighbor is very sick. I have now seen him putting no less than six of his arms in his garbage over the past year."

"I'm wearing my big rolled up socks again today and I'm doing so with pride. So all you haters can get in a taxi and chip off."