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Joke of the Day
"Why don't people like gay soccer players? They score against their own team."
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"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw"
"If twenty dogs run after one cat what time is it? Twenty after one."
"Have you heard about the all-lesbian construction crew? well, they don't use studs; it's all tongue & groove :)"
"I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward it installs NT 4.0!"
"What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard? The space bar"
"[interview] ""Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?"" ""Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"""
"My girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob She's allergic to nuts"
"What's the difference between good sex and anal? Good sex makes your whole day, good anal makes your hole weak."
"How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches? On rye on rye on rye."