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Joke of the Day

"I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward it installs NT 4.0!"

"Why do only bald people get cancer?"

"First Guy: ""How many vampires showed up to the garlic eating competition today?"" ... ... ..... Second Guy: ""I don't know, it was countless."""

"If isis gets bombed They'll be called waswas"

"What do you call a search for small guitars? Uke hunt!"

"The Past, the Present and the Future Walked into a Bar... It was tense."

"What is a Nazi's favorite bird? Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird? A: Austrich"

"Why was the phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost all its contacts!"

"Two atoms walk into a party at the Large Hadron Collider... It was full of nerds so they split."

"I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one."