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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the all-lesbian construction crew? well, they don't use studs; it's all tongue & groove :)"

"James Bond went to get a haircut. The barber asked him if he wanted to dye his hair as well. Bond replied ""Dye another day."""

"Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever."

"I'm not gonna let something like a restraining order get in the way of a love as special and unique as ours. Shhhhh. Stop crying."

"Did you hear about the first deaf man to be sent into Space? He didn't either"

"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"

"Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything."

"What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool? Cinco."

"I hope one day they invent a car named ""The S-Car"" Because everyone will see it and say, ""Look at that S-Car go!"""

"What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night? Your head."