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Joke of the Day
"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw"
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"What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip? A collieflower"
"....Hey...uh...hey. Reddit. Yeah, you Reddit.....what do ducks eat? **QUACKERS** **LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL--STARTS CHOKING ON OWN HUMOR--**"
"*sees burglar *throws flashlight at him *misses *throws another *misses *throws another *misses *throws another Burglar: WTF Me: COSTCO"
"I recently came into a large sum of money Now all the bills are sticking together"
"Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors? Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!"
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"
"When Jedi characters get divorced Do they call it deforced?"
"Two black guys go into a convenience store, Pay for their stuff and leave."
"My wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"