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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy? ""Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."""

"I lent my cell phone to my cousin, but he kept going to out-of-service areas causing me to receive extra charges on my monthly bill... So I call him and say ""Ay cousin! Stop Roman around!"""

"In this holiday season I really gotta give a shout out to those who've always been around for me. Mr. Chen and his family at the restaurant."

"What do right-handed people hate most? [NSFW] Having to switch hands at the computer."

"1st day of hunting season: *puts on camo* *climbs up in tree stand* *waits w/binoculars to see one hunter accidentally shoot another hunter*"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ...I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face"

"Every teen trick-or-treating tonight got a handful of candy and a, ""You must be heartbroken. I can't believe Justin Bieber died so young!"""

"I once took out the trash for four straight months Then we broke up."

"A bunch of coworkers approached me and asked if I was gay... So I told them, ""My pen is with her at the moment."""

"What do you call a German with no good inside? Guten free."