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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob She's allergic to nuts"
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"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."
"You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking."
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"How do you starve a worthless mooch? By hiding his employment check in his work boots."
"What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn? A garden Jose."
"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."
"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 12 years old and mixed with coke"
"Me: Do you think its strange to talk to yourself? Me: No."
"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks."