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Joke of the Day
"How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches? On rye on rye on rye."
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"Russian joke A bear is walking through the forest when he sees a car on fire. The bear gets into it and burns to death."
"What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ? A meloncollie"
"What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit? An anti-hissy-tamine."
"I wanted to write a poem about you but I'm having a difficult time finding the words to rhyme with chlamydia infected narcissistic harpy whore."
"What kind of beer does Hitler drink? Neinenkugel"
"What's your best mattress joke? Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)"
"""Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again."" - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones"
"What's the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad still sucks dick."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look at the fresh prints."