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Joke of the Day
"How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches? On rye on rye on rye."
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"Three dyslexics walk into a bra..."
"What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light? Ultraviolent"
"Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with? Winners get gold! My contribution: ""Auschwitz"" air freshener."
"It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle."
"Only death will keep me from you. Or cake. Or Netflix. Or kittens....hold on, I have a list."
"What's the difference between being artistic and autistic? Just one letter."