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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between good sex and anal? Good sex makes your whole day, good anal makes your hole weak."

"Q: What did the tie say to the neck? A: I think I'll just hang around."

"Why don't communists ever learn? Because there are no classes."

"Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?"

"Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted"

"When Lionel Messi dies.. He should have his Argentinian team mates bury him so they can let him down one last time.."

"Why does NASA throw the best parties.... they make sure to planet"

"I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now."

"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"

"What happens when you put a condom inside another condom? Conception"