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Joke of the Day
"What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard? The space bar"
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"TIL That I'm NEVER getting prostate cancer"
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"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."
"Black joke Q. What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? A. Their criminal record"