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Joke of the Day
"If twenty dogs run after one cat what time is it? Twenty after one."
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"What do you call a deaf dinosaur? Anything you like - he can't hear you."
"I have an anorexic girlfriend. She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her."
"They say talk is cheap but my last phone call cost me $2.99 per minute, billed directly to my credit card."
"What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome."
"You do understand ""Tan"" and ""Orange"" are 2 very different colors right?"
"I met a dyslexic Christian who was also a carpenter... Kind of weird meeting someone who believes in guardian angles."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K? A: A book."
"but sir, if a picture is worth a thousamd words then i dont understamd why my essay cant just be 4 or 5 emojis"
"A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. ""There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning."" ""Who shall I call"" her husband asked ""police or ambulance?"""