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Joke of the Day

"I doubt anyone's actually ""dying"" from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream."

"What's the difference between a kitten and your wife? You actually want to cuddle a kitten after you fuck it."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snow balls"

"Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon."

"An Airport goes to the Dr... And the Dr says, ""i have bad news. You have cancer."" The airport replies, ""oh no, what kind?"" ""Terminal."""

"My toddler was arrested today at kindergarten during nap time. He was charged with resisting a rest."

"What do we want?! A cure for Tourette's!! When do we want it?! Cunt!"

"My eleven year old brother: ""I have Asperger's Syndrome..."" ""...want a burger?"""

"I watched a porn where the guy had a thing for older women. It was a coming of age story."

"I nearly got fired from my job as a roofer on the first day when I was caught masturbating. But my boss said I could wipe the slate clean."