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Joke of the Day

"I thought I had a Twitter Crush but his wife thought otherwise"

"What is donald trumps biggest fear? Mexican ghosts that can walk through walls"

"*eats one piece of lettuce* *checks for abs*"

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift."

"What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!"

"I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice while on vacation. My gondolences."

"What's the difference between incest porn and regular porn? The mute button."

"FBI offers to help France investigate the terrorist attacks. So far, they think North Korea is behind it."

"I once dated a girl with two noses. She wasn't much to look at but she smelled great."

"I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you."