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Joke of the Day
"I learned a very important lesson at Mount Rushmore. The best presidents were stoned."
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"Why do Mexican families make tamales on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."
"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Orange Juice made from concentrate"
"I should marry a storm trooper. They will always miss me."
"I've got a conspiracy joke that no one would believe, even though the punchline is in plain sight."
"JOSH: Hey dad DAD: Oh my god is your name still Josh JOSH: Um yeah DAD: We're changing it JOSH: No please don- DAD: It's done ERIC: What the"
"Ever have sex while camping? It's intents"