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Joke of the Day
"Being a vegetarian is a missed steak. That's the joke. Now, fuck off!"
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"Netflix suggested I watch my kids."
"What do you get when you put a tiny umbrella in a supercar? A Lambortini."
"I also have a Vampire joke, but I won't tell it to you. Because it sucks."
"What is the frat guy's favorite ion? Bromide"
"Man this clown thing is really getting out of control there are even 2 clowns running for president ."
"It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart... ...One will see you later, whereas the other will see you in a while."
"You lost me at ""my psychic said.."""
"Do you love hiding electrical outlets? Well an exciting career in hotel design might be just what you're looking for!"
"""I think this cereal has gone bad."" *me drunk, eating Meow Mix*"