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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church."

"Nothing good can come out of answering your landline."

"You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking."

"Say the punchline first. Wait, I mean, how do you ruin a good joke?"

"A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.."

"Why did the aligator spit out his lunch? Because it was two years old"

"What do you have.... ...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand. Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant."

"""420 blaze it faggot"" ""grandma stop"" ""snapback"" ""stop trying to be hip grandma"" ""i have hip problems yolo swag drake"""

"Forgot your password? Hint: your cat's name ~ a crazy cat lady's worst nightmare"

"I just came across a group of elderly fish... Old School."