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Joke of the Day
"Guitar players are actually quite a religious bunch... They've all found Gsus at some point."
Next Joke
"Whats the point of calling it ""secret Santa""? Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa."
"Plane delayed... as Mrs. Plane finishes getting ready. (Courtesy of American Dad)"
"I like my women just like my beer. Bound together with plastic."
"One time I ordered a diet coke but it didn't come on time. It said it had responsibilities in the Japanese government."
"2 prostitutes are standing on a corner One looks to the other and says ""you ever been picked up by the fuzz"" The other says ""No, but I have been swung around by the tits"""
"I really miss Jake. And Clyde. And Marissa. Gina too. I should stop naming my cupcakes right before I eat them. :("
"What's the thin line between love and hate? A condom."
"If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the best response you can give them is, ""Yeah, I heard it sucks"""
"I spent the entire day hanging out at the swimming pool Until someone told me and I eventually tucked it back in."